Party on, dude - yay!! but not too much?
So - I will not drink enough wine to look at a vodka bottle and think approvingly that drinking a quarter of the vod bottle is a good idea. I will not, under the influence, blab all about my private life, so it's no longer private. I will not, under the influence, snog a girfriend. And then do it again. I will not puke on my hosts' carpet, or my host. I will not need a wee, and have to be hauled on to the loo by mine host. I will not get to passing-out drunk and the paramedics called. The only thing I didn't do was get a hangover..
A night to remember - never to do again ...