Today I got my cavity filled

Oh, the possibilities for smutty innuendo, fully indulged with an msn friend!

But really it's my cavity wall. Young men splattering my walls with machine gun drills, noises which sound as if my entire outside wall is collapsing, then a weird spirty sound as they fill the gaps with their squirty white foam ...

Mmm, I feel fulfilled - and obviously a great deal hotter....