I only open my mouth to change feet
'Great pants!' says a well-upholstered woman, grabbing at my trouser leg at the art fair.
'You can have 'em,' is my deathless reply. 'They're too big for me.'
'You can have 'em,' is my deathless reply. 'They're too big for me.'
3 Comments:
At 9:25 pm , Anonymous said...
Are You ******* home yet?????
I don't want to know how big your pants are I thought I made that clear.
I have made dinner for the trip -it is in the freezer as we speak.
My place or the boat or will you be spending 'le weekend' en famille'
Fred awaits in the Islands
At 9:29 pm , Anonymous said...
It is Fred's second cousin once or trice removed act--u--al--ly.
Why do the blogger people always put the code in I-ty's and at such an odd angle? YOu have to be nearly sobber towork it out.
At 8:57 am , rob said...
Hi ! try Maria on this site http://ihaveaboat.blogspot.com/
Regards
Rob
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