Babies?

I'm trying to be a mummy by proxy - I ordered some fertilised eggs and they arrived today. I picked up one of the hens, replaced her one egg with half a dozen, put her back, and she fluttered off, squawking furiously... So I did the same with the second broody hen, and she stomped off, grizzling...

Plan B (eggs down the Miss Doris 1950s bra) might have to swing into action. Watch this space.