Tips for the squeamish

1) Don't ask, don't look, don't listen
2) Have the constitution and stomach of a concrete elephant
3) Go on - eat that peck of dirt - and that one - and that ...
4) Never look in the mirror
5) Remember - salt water gives hair body (happily not body hair) and is free
6) Be in charge of changing and washing the drying up cloths
7) Medical details can and should be vetoed