Li'l Ole Screech Drinker, Me - oh yes, again and again!

For the less well travelled, unlike your correspondent, Screech is RUM, and meant to be 'orrible ole stuff for reformed meths drinkers. However, it's now just rum in tourist bottles, and for a total abstainer - from Coke, Pepsi etc - I am now sloshing it down, mixing the two together. Rum and Coke doesnt sound quite so exotic, does it?