The last word
Lily, 3: Grandma, it's 'purple', not 'pairple' (the way she used to say it)
G: I like pairple, though (last word? Whatja think?)
L: But it's 'PURPLE', Grandma (and that's final then.)
G: Your name must be Lily Last Word S****n. (statement, not question - that would invite a reply)
L (with emphasis): No-oo. It's LILY ELLA ROSE S****n.
Who's the adult here? I concede. Just this once, mind..