I bought a skirt from Tesco the other day

Deep Salmon pink gypsy style crinkle cotton, with gold ricrac edging round the hem, and little jingly bells on dangly strings round the waist. Jolly handy for the boat trip, I thought - I can wear it as a skirt if J and I go out anywhere away from the boat, or as a dress/coverup/dressing gown on board. Until I looked in the mirror just now.

Miss Bubbles from Little Britain to the life...