You come HALFWAY round the world

nip into a supermarket - and what do you find?

SPAM!!!!

*Kong xing kai xin a!!!

And in loads of varieties - Regular, Lite, Black Pepper, Hot n Spicy, Cheese, Garlic, 25% less sodium, with real bacon (as opposed to unreal, like the rest of the 'meat'), and my favourite - the Golden Honey Grail of Spams - the Spamalot Collectors' Edition!!

And only 3 to 4 squids a tin.

Bargain.

(And for the sailing readers - Chicken Fray Bentos at a fiver ...)

No - I resisted temptation.

*You're having a laugh!!