You come HALFWAY round the world
*Kong xing kai xin a!!!
And in loads of varieties - Regular, Lite, Black Pepper, Hot n Spicy, Cheese, Garlic, 25% less sodium, with real bacon (as opposed to unreal, like the rest of the 'meat'), and my favourite - the Golden Honey Grail of Spams - the Spamalot Collectors' Edition!!
And only 3 to 4 squids a tin.
(And for the sailing readers - Chicken Fray Bentos at a fiver ...)
No - I resisted temptation.
*You're having a laugh!!