Career choice

Hyperactive Zia, 10, to his Aunty Rachel: I've been talking to Grandma about what I'm going to do when I grow up. I want to work with animals.

AR: Which animals?

Zia: Monkeys! But I don't think I can work with them.

AR: Why not?

Zia: Because I won't be able to help myself from swinging round their cages.

AR controls facial muscles, with difficulty.