After the party

"Waiting for the train at King's Cross I had: One Angus Burger King Burger, one packet wine gums, one copy Scarlet (rubbish), one box special offer half price Pringles. And for pudding, I had leftover Burger adhering to the capacious bosom. It was a long wait.

And at the other end? Mr Scary Axe Murderer Taxi Driver ... I pretended to be asleep as he tried to make conversation and we left the illusory comfort of a lighted city for the blackness of the surrounding - and empty - countryside..."